Ah, youth. I tried listening to those Jacques Lu Cont remixes but I’m just too old

If there ever was such an event, I sure didn’t notice! My suspicion is that perhaps it happened on the other blogs, but not on Jezebel, since they’re apparently the only ones who are so stingy about it. (I once left a comment on a Jalopnik cross-post that was more of a my-two-cents thing than a fascinating insight.…

James Buchanan? Whose Presidency preceeded the Civil War?

You ask me, supporting a racist rapist who has zero policies and only stokes bigotry and hatred makes someone a pretty terrible person. But, then again, I’m a queer woman whose friends are largely women, queer folks, and POCs. You know, the people Trump and his followers hate and plan to punish for existing.

let us have this, even for just a little while. k?

That’s cause they killed most of them off last season.

I can’t even count anymore. Even yesterday a man I didn’t know put his hand on my belly when he leaned in to talk to me. Twice. After I asked him not to the first time.

Yes, didn’t you know that absolutely nobody was raped during prohibition?

“Man rape because of alcohol not because they don’t respect consent.”

Yup, all of this. The only change that would make me happy would be less Kardashian bullshit, more politics/international news coverage.

Ugh, I have no patience for the the feminists who are pro this ban. It’s as not okay to force a woman out of certain clothes as it is into them. And also, it won’t work. Make it so that I can only go swimming if I’m dressed not to my religious standards and I just won’t go swimming.

Have you ever heard of

Where do I sign up to have Joe Biden officiate my wedding?

I’m suspicious of the energy you’re putting into interpreting a rapist.