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Where do I sign up to have Joe Biden officiate my wedding?

I’m suspicious of the energy you’re putting into interpreting a rapist.

Oh, I’m sure it’s a lovely city now. I’m just saying Colombia’s history has been pretty dark.

There’s an Evil Buildings subreddit and, well, it gives me all sorts of feelings.

lol I can barely be bothered to exfoliate my face and you’re telling me I have to exfoliate my mons pubis? HARD PASS.

She is my fucking hero.

It's that same raw anger that Stewart had that Trevor Noah just hasn't got going for him. John Oliver's got it, Samantha Bee has it, and so does Jessica Williams. It's like they're so genuinely incensed and shocked by current events that all they can do is channel that passion into blistering humor. I think you need…

guys, do you ever just feel like this country is too broken to be fixed? godfuckingdamnit.

I refuse to take pictures of myself. I trust my boyfriend implicitly, but I would be too worried of my phone getting stolen / hacked. Also, just from a philosophical standpoint, no “courting” activity better sums up the double standard between men and women. Men send dick pics without being asked, “showing off” what…

Because rape culture. First you say it isn't the definition, then you switch to saying the police don't think it's the definition. Do you go on other articles and angrily dispute whether an assault is really assault? Or whether fraud is really fraud? Probably not. You should examine why you're so angered by the idea…

As someone who has been raped, go fuck yourself with a hard and sharp object, you disgusting piece of shit. You are the only thing that is disgusting to victims.

As a rape victim, you can spare us the righteous indignation. You clearly don’t understand the concept of rape enough to speak for us.

They’re willing to lose a child over ignorance. Karma will get them. That girl is lucky that she has other family members that care (and honestly, making her case public is also a punishment because of the parent’s public embarrassment). There’s many lgbtq youth that have nobody. The best we can do is to donate money…

“they didn’t choose it” sounds a lot like “they can’t help it”. And “they can’t help it” still makes it sound like it’s a bad thing.

So many are so quick to shrug this off as “it’s a Catholic school, they get to tell you how to dress”. Nobody’s saying it was illegal or threatening court action here. They’re saying it was a shitty thing to do and calling out the school over it. The school gets to make the rules, and people get to tell them they’re…

Not competent to stand trial but purchasing an AK-47 and a pile of other guns - A-OK!

The draft is shit. Liberal feminists have always said it’s shit. It was shit before women were forced into it. It’s still shit now. This isn’t a “gotcha” moment for anyone. Turns out mandatory requirements and restrictions are—as they have always been—the exact opposite of civil liberty, and the anarcho-socialist…