@AndrewG009: I sure am.

@geiko: Here, enjoy this delicious piece of cake.

@That mop mutant from NES.: Can I pay real money for fake costumes so I can dress my pet up like Kratos or Ratchet or something? Then you've got yourself a deal...

@reekon: I'd go for the cloning...

Peter Frampton makes the whole thing worth while.

@Esper mind tricks: There there, concerned citizen. It is early in the morning. Maybe if you give the site just a few more precious minutes they will post the Microsoft information too - and you can wipe the sweat and concern from your brow.

@ThursdayNext: If big name titles were released in the typical "dead zone" of mid-July into August, I'd buy them as eagerly as I would if they were made available in November. I can understand the corporate logic of piling big AAA releases in time for the one moment of the year where almost everyone is buying things…

@Resident Diesel: Amen. Sixaxis did nothing good for the first game, including throwing grenades. Glad to see that go bye-bye.

@jeezy103: You want the Marines to look really impressive before you tear them limb from limb.

More like "Welcome to the CORPSE"... Am I right, folks? Heh.

@Komrade Kayce - Hero of Soviet Kotaku: Then hell man, just eat the donut and the chips already! Your day is officially cashed out.

@geiko: Hell yes! I like it! I'll send you a message with my PSN handle. In the meantime, my resume:

@PuppyGuarder: Goldeneye will always be a featured display in the halls of the multiplayer museum, but I found Halo 2 to be the absolute highpoint in my memory. Many long nights were spent online with friends slinging sticky grenades and firing assasult rifles like crazy. Oddly, Halo 3 didn't hold me quite the…

@Komrade Kayce - Hero of Soviet Kotaku: 1) Depends, is it glazed or what? 2) Hell yes, but bring breathmints. Bad breath is only acceptable after noon.

I'm not usually anti-Wii, but reading the headline here instantly took the wind from my sails. Suddenly, that concept art seems like something that will never be given justice.

@the-hypnotoad: Castle of Illusion, Aladdin, and Quackshot most of all were instant Genesis classics. I miss games like those.

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: Somehow...somehow the cluelessness on display in this comment can only be the sort used to bait a trap.

@Heliophage: I'm with you. I've let stuff like Bioshock 2 and Bayonetta sort of move by without getting too upset over them slipping to 2010. But this one...this one pisses me off.

@-Skyline-: I don't know... If Alan doesn't wake up soon, I'm not sure he'll wake up at all.

@Gyaruson: I'm just bitching. There's actually plenty to look forward to, including Uncharted 2 and the new Ratchet & Clank - I was just really looking forward to Conviction... And now I'm bummed.