“If we take care of morality,” David Brumbaugh, a Republican Representative in Oklahoma’s House , said during deliberations, “God will take care of the economy.”

I would like to thank the period-having coworkers with whom I consulted for this blog.

On the last day of school in fifth grade, my teacher gave me his old, worn copy of the BFG (my then-favourite book) with an inscription telling me he was proud of how well I had done that year and that I should keep reading. I had only barely scraped through fourth grade with a great deal of extra attention from that…

My dad had a wolfhound, and he was the best. Such gentle creatures.

Pictured: the Jezspin Tip Investigation Squad. (Stolen from some other commenter a long time ago)

I know I will be stuck in the greys but I can not resist sharing a photo of my pretty pitty.

Awww! This is mine from 2 days ago wearing a festive birthday hat.

Hungarian Puli, scared of camera

Whatevs. My parents are second cousins. Which means I fuck my third cousin every time I masturbate.

“My friend’s nutritionist”

Quality journalism. Samoyeds are like if cotton balls came to life and just wanted to snuggle everyone.

if ur pushin 40 u should talk to women my pal

I wanted to rule the world, as it’s malevolent Empress, which I imagined meant getting to wear a bitching outfit like all the Disney villians. It’s still my dream, if I’m being perfectly honest.

I personally love everything going on today.

where’s foodspin

I would like to thank all of you for making me completely unproductive today.

hmm all I see here is a bad sport

I feel like I can’t compete with the writer’s story, but for me it was a period/virus combo. I had clots the size of guinea pigs dropping out of my vagina as I sat shaking on the toilet shitting my brains out while throwing up into a trashcan.