i was helping my friend move in to his off-campus house, and we went shopping and he came up to me all cute and embarassed and said “i want to get lady products to keep in the house in case someone needs them, can you help me?” and i was so happy and it was so amazing and all men should be like josh.
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NO ONE IS PERFECT, JUJY
Every time you say “Namaste” an angel turns gay. Everyone knows that.
There are so many stories about Ghomeshi. He’s another one who has gotten away with so much for so long, that he thought he was untouchable. It was an open secret in the CBC, Toronto and throughout the Canadian Media. I have no doubt all of these women are telling the truth
Even a movie about anthropomorphic food is careful to have only a single female character. Awesome.
That was unnecessary and kind of mean.
People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.
I’m glad she included the bit about the dude apologizing, and that it didn’t actually make her feel better. This is a whole part of it. “Hey, sorry I sent you a dickpic/called you a slut/grabbed your tits/sent you that explicit email. I don’t know what I was thinking.” “Well, this doesn’t actually make me feel better…
It’s so, so paternalistic for men to tell women that they can’t have the choice to end a pregnancy because they might regret it. Don’t just control our bodies, feel free to pop into our heads and predict our thoughts!
Maybe they were just trying to give girls a realistic look at what it’s like to be a woman in a STEM field. They did a pretty good job in that regard!
It’s a little more than “not exactly what happened.”
A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”
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I loved “Rachel from Friends” on Weekend Update.
Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.
I’ve got to go with #DoesHeLickItFromTheFrontToTheBack. Cuz I just can’t deal with another UTI right now.
This is awesome. Now, all other airports need to follow suit!
“She’s really fucking busy” = “We didn’t even try because we can’t fucking afford her.”