1982, so it’s gotta be the Cadillac Cimarron--a heap of shit dressed up in expensive clothes that were still somehow insultingly tacky.

You are supposed to use a hole saw when lighting cars, and a sawzaw when dismantling them for parts...

Celerity ownership is a negative as it increases price while adding no value to me.

Besides being Jordan’s car, this is EXACTLY how I would spec my own E31. Definitely on the bucket list, a RWD V12 manual vehicle.

With all consideration and condolences to the families of those Coasties who died, that was still a miracle that it was so few people killed or injured. I’m sure the cause will become clear in the coming days, but the low death toll is still testament to the incredible safety procedures and standards of modern air…

In my municipality they restrict washing your car at home to one day per week and only from a bucket (no running hose) to save water don’t you know.   Businesses have no water restrictions at all, just homeowners, because we are the problem.

Did people expect rich people to squeeze into economy seats with plebs?

She learned this from watching Breaking Bad!

This is what post-apocalyptic Shriners will drive.

If I have pot why would I need a cruise ship?

This is always the problem with dropping services. Eventually, people will figure out a way to provide X or Y service, resorting to whatever means they deem necessary.

Say what you want about overkill, if a small bomb may be lurking in the backpack, a few dead (or hand-less) thieves may prove to be the effective deterrent.  Far easier to spot the thief running around arm-less than one in glitter.

i was gonna say, i’m pretty sure everyone is legally mandated to mention that he worked for NASA every time you mention his name.

I’m willing to bet that at some point somebody is going to put an explosive in one of these bags and change the entire game in an instant.

I truly don’t know why anyone would choose to live in SF with all the problems going on there now. 

Seems wrong to leave out “former NASA engineer who worked on the Curiosity Rover that was sent to Mars.” 

“Overwhelming odor of...” Is the most bullshit cop bullshit to ever bullshit. They use that excuse because odors can’t be captured on camera, as soon as cellphones start coming out with an odor analyzer app then arrests on that reason will drop like a rock. If you are ever on a jury and a cop cites that, go ahead and…

1. A drunk guy was antagonizing someone who was minding their own business

2. The someone is Mike Tyson

Likely because that clown so richly deserved a beat down. He got off easy.

I come here to read stuff about cars.  Not politics.  There’s a lot of us that are just fed up with ALL American politicians.  Can you focus on automotive content?