The center seat gets priority on shared armrests.

Diesel and home heating oil are the same thing. The red dye only indicates it is untaxed. Off road diesel is also dyed.

These reserves are not to keep prices low... They’re in case of a war and we get cut off from international supply. Orrrr if the war machine needs it.... Not because the current moron in the white house curbed domestic oil production which completely screwed us now that we’re energy dependent again. (before you attack…

I have a jar of it in my desk drawer, but it expired on Oct 14, 2017, so I think I’m good.

Red Bull costs you wiiiiiiings!

When my mother passed, and I found myself wondering what the funeral plans would be. Then realizing that I was the one to make them. 

Define “should”. Should the 99% of people who don’t drive drunk be forced to blow into their car every time they need to go anywhere? Should I care if someone is too stupid to wear a seatbelt and gets themselves killed? Should we restrict everyone to exactly the same speed so there is no passing, no speed difference…

“According to me, room temperature fruit tastes better anyway. Cold can reduce the intensity of certain flavors and, though the topic remains poorly understood in scientific circles, room-temp fruit reads as juicier, sweeter, and more fragrant.”

We purchased this shark vacuum a few years ago and couldn’t be happier with it. It’s suction is stronger than any of our previous vacuums, and picks up all sorts of things.

After No Mow May comes Pay HOA Fines June...

If I were to do that, my lawn would be so overgrown that I would need professional services to get it back under control, which would likely be even more destructive to the biome that would grow in the lawn for a singular month. This is not good advice for most people without moderate to heavy duty riding mowers at…

For some reason I’ve never had to worry about how long liquor lasts after opening the bottle.

no. i can’t. leave me alone.

When I said that the whole salad should be crouton they called me mad, MAD!!

Almost all of them.

Cadillac Cimarron. With models like the BMW 3-Series and other small European luxury cars getting popular in the US, GM wanted to compete... so they stuck a Cadillac badge on a Chevy Cavalier and gave it “luxury” equipment like velour seats and power windows. It also got the Cavalier’s 80hp 4-cylinder engine... but…

You can certainly buy an actual used Learjet for less. Costs more to run, but gets you there a lot faster.

You do realise that it is missing something?

Insanity. For almost $4 million it should still be able to fly.

You say that as if they get anything BUT requests for porn shoots.