1998 Pontiac Trans Am

Just tell them you have a 25 year old BMW and they’ll stop calling you.

Axle center nut came loose.

I would never own a car with one of these.

It’s possible they have to add extra structure to the body when they cut a chunk out of the roof so the whole chassis doesn’t turn into a pretzel on launch.

A garage is a sacred place.

Dude needs to paint his garage.

Any headline that suggests something moves faster than light is a lie.

I assume me means that vinyl records are inferior to CD for accurate sound reproduction and that people who think otherwise are fooling themselves.

I think they need to exercise their right to leave the country and not come back.

Yeah, I don’t think Amtrak could pull this off.

As a closet conservative in a liberal industry, I like seeing conservatives come out. But why do they always have to take it up to 11? It was easier back when our only celebrity spokesperson was Ted Nugent.

Other manufacturers EV wouldn’t be what they are today if they weren’t all trying to catch up to Tesla.  

I’ve heard that if you’re an ugly dude like me and you ask 1000 women to have sex with you, one of them will say yes.

DO NOT WANT.

If all the trees in my yard were Kratom (whatever species that is), I would enjoy raking leaves a lot more.

If they wanted him to look really intimidating, instead of a cape it would be a Los Pollos Hermanos uniform.

It was the same for LT1 and L98 engine swaps. The F-Body is the one you want because the C4 Corvette engine accessory drive is wider than most engine bays.  Otherwise the engines are the same.  The difference in rated output is likely just GM trying to keep the Corvette looking like it was on top.

You should disinfect your carpet before you decide to lick it.

I recently discovered why so many breakfast restaurants have a bottle of Texas Pete on the table. For scrambled eggs, and it’s delicious! I’ll have to try this recipe sometime.