I recently discovered why so many breakfast restaurants have a bottle of Texas Pete on the table. For scrambled eggs, and it’s delicious! I’ll have to try this recipe sometime.

Did he check under the couch cushions?

I would be curious to know how long it takes the solar cell to charge the battery.  Is it actually useful or it is a gimmick?

I would be curious to know how long it takes the solar cell to charge the battery.  Is it actually useful or it is a…

The solution is to make student loan debt dischargeable in bankruptcy, the way it used to be.  This is the cause of the problem.  Banks will stop loaning unlimited money for degrees with dead end job prospects. Colleges will have to drop tuition costs. Hint: Colleges will find a way to spend every penny they can get.…

Do you really think republicans care about your dick piercing?

But I thought electricity was free?

I suspect most plug-in hybrids are just a way to drive solo in the carpool lane and never get plugged into anything but a gas pump.

1975.

The only thing this vehicle has going for it is that it’s not a Ford Taurus.

That was the 90's. Adjusted for my deflation they should still take 1's.

Do they take 1's?

Guess I’m a cheap bastard because I only pay strippers with 1's.

If you pay the full statement balance then there’s no interest charge the following month.  And you still get the cash back bonus, which is free money.  If you have the discipline to handle it, using a credit card for everything has benefits.

He probably didn’t even signal before running her over.

Honorable Mention:

I was required to buy a $1700 box for cremation. Never knew why. Never saw it. But there’s some law or regulation that says the body must be in a box, and that box cost $1700.

Or skip the frozen pizza and make your own from scratch:

Today I learned I can buy a shopping cart for 25 cents. Wonder what they’re worth in scrap metal?

The Hare Scrambles course at Budds Creek Maryland.

It’s rare that I have to parallel park and I’m pretty good at it. But I do back out of a 50 yard driveway and before I figured out how to turn off the park-mirror, I’d have to stick my head out the window in the rain, snow, sleet, or hail.