There is only one answer.  Prius.  Every one in the left lane going 10 under.

Behold the Mr. Coffee 4-cup coffee maker.

Hunter must need a new job.

This clearly confirms that CFL and LED lights aren’t worth the money. Maybe if the lasted the 7-years it says on the box, but I consistently get 6 to 12 months out of a LED before its dead.

Back when I was young and dumb, I filled a 1/2 ton Chevy with as much concrete as would fit in the 8' bed. It was probably 10,000 pounds of load. Surprisingly the axles didn’t break but the straight-6 and auto would just barely move the truck. I drove it 10 miles to the landfill at 20mph with the pedal to the floor.  T…

All right, first I can tell that you’re a liberal. So I’ll start with this:

It happened. The Little corner grocery store where they knew her, next to her Section-8 apartment. People figure out how to game the system.

I have personally witnessed someone ahead of me in the checkout line whip out their food stamps to buy lobster salad. As a taxpayer, it is a kick-in-the-nuts to watch someone use public assistance to buy a delicacy that I can’t afford.

I knew someone who used to buy cigarettes with food stamps.

My drivers-ed car was a yellow 4-door Chevette with a 2.5L Iron Duke and the instructor wouldn’t let us downshift going up hills. So we’d have to creep up hills at 25mph with tractor trailers blowing by at 70. It was terrifying.

My vacuum cleaner really sucks.

I think to smoke enough weed to actually damage your lungs would leave you stoned out of your mind 24/7. It takes a pack of cigarettes a day over a couple decades to give you COPD. Imagine smoking 20+ joints a day. Not gonna happen.

Well, there actually is. The mens room has 2 stalls and 4 urinals and there’s usually a line for the stalls. The womens room has 6 stalls (and a couch and a radio - what they do in there I have no idea). Plus, my office is 3/4 male. So the mens room is a sausage fest.

Ladies, how would you feel if you had to expose your genitals to everyone else in a public bathroom?

Not watering your lawn would be better for the environment than not mowing it.

AngryExWife has now made two Lifehacker Top-10 lists - the last time for blowing her nose on the bedsheets. I’m starting to wonder if maybe everything really wasn’t all my fault.

I got all my cameras back.  The surprising thing was that hardly anybody took any pictures with them.

For some reason I’ve never had to worry about how long liquor lasts after opening the bottle.

Glad the LS1 got a nod, but get one wrapped in a C5 Corvette. It’s a far better car and - I can’t believe this - cheaper than an LS Firebird.

All they can accomplish is to make things more miserable for VA and MD commuters - and nobody in congress gives a flying fuck about any of us. They need to get into downtown DC like the Canadian truckers did in Ottawa.