I feel like I was confusing his public persona with someone douchey. . . . RusselL Crowe perhaps?

Noooo I love Colin Farrell! He’s actually a decent actor, he’s cute, and he seems like a nice guy.

Swoon.

Those Tyga lyrics literally made my vagina clench shut. Is that supposed to be hot? Am I supposed to like that?

Please stop stereotyping rapists.

STOP PUTTING ORANGES IN LADIES’ VAGINAS, TYGA

Me reading the Tyga lyrics.

Guys I’m beginning to suspect Tyga isn’t a great person.

Those are the dumbest and grossest lyrics I’ve ever heard in my life. And uh... 2 years ago?? I WANNA SEE THE RECEIPTS!

I’m just over here writing steamy Mirren/Streep fanfic and praying someone makes a movie of it someday. Please Zeus, make it happen.

No. No. Sean Penn was twenty-eight years old when he did this to his wife:

My boobs are Thelma and Louise.

I swear, every time Streep tops her in my heart, Mirren comes swinging back with absolute perfection.

I would actually hope that things like the “Madonna incident” would never be used against someone... I mean that was more than two decades ago, they were both quite young and I’m pretty sure he was in a rather heavy “party” phase (ie using a lot of coke)

I actually sent the People magazine alert about their breakup to my husband (in answer to the inevitable question: Yes, I DO fill my time with important things). I said that I was incredibly relieved about their breakup, as my weekend is now free time, because I won’t have to make all those FREE CHARLIZE T-shirts I…

Yes I know her mother killed her father and spend is an anuser still it was a shocking comment about a traumatic incident in Theron’s life.

Charlize Theron: You dodged a bullet, girl. And thankfully didn’t have to use one on that wifebeater Penn.

“special biological proof “

Yep. They totally dropped the ball on him, because they didn’t want to attack a black nominee. Which was exactly why the “elves” worked so hard to find one that would be tractable. I mean, they were openly deriding him for being a stupid Uncle Tom that day in the pool, and congratulating themselves for having pulled…

When Clarence Thomas claimed that he never watched porn, I was yelling at the screen, “YOU LYING LIAR! I’VE RENTED IT TO YOU!” If had still been working there, I’d have printed out his rental history and sent it to the Washington Post.