The worst part is all the lost debates and jokes.

“Is Grace in?”
“Who?”
“Does Grace live here?”

The letter Joe Biden left for Mike Pence has also been released, but is not considered fit for publication.

Nah, the Clinto letter just read, “Thank Christ you beat that tangerine fuckbag.”

Dear Donnie T,

He didn’t use the word “Trump” once, didn’t include photos of Donnie looking heroic, and never once mentioned how huge his hands are. No way Don the Con read it or had Ivanka read it to him.

Saaaaandstooooorm!

All I can think is two guys intoning into microphones: “Deep Hurting....Deep Hurting.”

I guess you can tell I haven’t watched Game of Thrones when I say my first reaction to the headline was, “Why would anyone hate a cartoon dinosaur?” Then again, I’ve never seen The Land Before Time either. 

how apt a statement, the only way you make more little fascists is to fuck fascists.

Privilege right now is Punching Nazis out of self-righteousness, because it will be the public who loses when the state crushes the next round of violence. Political violence right now is entirely selfish.

Missed opportunity for a “they Nazi that coming” joke.

If you liked that, you should hear my material on airline food!

I’m not falling for that one again! Not after those first two times!

Don’t short change the suburban nazis.  I bet there are more nazis in suburban Pennsylvania than there are in, say, rural Texas.

Ew lip!

Tulip fever is what they call an STD in the Netherlands.

Ugh. People aren’t covering the Russian collusion because of petty partisan fighting, it’s because it’s potentially the biggest scandal in the history of modern US politics and government.

I think the term “useful idiot” may have some validity here.

How about we make a deal? How about when the fake King  stops talking about armies of the dead day in and day out, maybe we can drop the Tyrion traitor scandal. But until then, I think I’m going to stay on it.