Sounds like what all the Hispanics are now doing to: Venice Beach, Santa Monica, San Diego, and Laguna Beach. Thankfully the Central Coast is still relatively void of minorities.

You ever met a wetback or a ghetto nigger with money?

“The moment wasn’t cool because we got to see them suit up again; if I want to see a couple of middle-aged men play basketball with some young guys, I’ll go to the Y.”

I’m willing to bet that if you had to encounter degenerate black people all day long, day in and day out, you too would quickly hate black people.

You won’t find too many people more pretentious than a graphic designer.

I can’t get enough of the ESPN 30 for 30 documentaries. They are fantastic. The one on Jimmy V and the ‘83 NC National Championship between Houston and NC State was great.

Make sure to add plenty of protein powder. My family is vegan and gluten free.

Motocross, boxing, volleyball, basketball, football (is ok), rugby, judo, table tennis.

Only a crazy, ignorant person would believe that.

Soccer is also pathetic. Male soccer that is. And baseball. Soccer and baseball are two of the most pathetic sports on the planet. I would actually rank MMA higher on the respect list than male soccer and baseball.

I’m actually not kidding. Motocross is the toughest sport on the planet. Show me any sport where an athlete maintains a heart-rate of 170+ for 30 straight minutes and where the slightest mental lapse can kill you.

Motocross.

My skills are inconsequential and irrelevant to the discussion but, since you’ve asked, I can jump my bike off sweet jumps and I can also spin a basketball on my finger-tip. Once I perfect doing both at the same time, I’m entering the circus.

Try as you might, MMA is still an incredibly pathetic representation of “sport” but, hey, it sure is entertaining, right?

“What do you want to be when you grow up lil Johnny?”

I bet Chris McCandless was getting exicted to have some company in the section of heaven where ill-equipped nature dumbasses go.

I created my Gawker profile following the Charlotte shooting. Specifically, one of Gawker’s authors found a news broadcast of an “angry black woman” who was flippantly interrupting the news reporters on the ground in Charlotte (namely, Don Lemon). She was rightfully angry but wasn’t given a voice (largely because she…

It’s naive to believe that multiple state agencies are not all conspiring to cover up a murder? It’s naive to believe the results of a coroner’s autopsy? I don’t think you really understand what the word “naive” means or how to properly apply it.

As previously stated, if you firmly believe she died at the hands of someone else and this is all a massive cover-up across multiple state agencies, you’re batshit crazy.