“Again, statistically speaking, Chipotle really isn’t any safer or more dangerous than eating fast food from any other restaurant. That’s really why.”

I think you’re a rational person in a world of dumdums for saying it is statistically safe to eat at Chipotle.
But have there been anywhere close to 52 reported cases of…

I heard the NCAA was investigating. And I applaud their serious consideration of this situation. You can only hide the truth so long, and I’m glad someone is finally looking into to WHERE THE HELL THESE KIDS GOT MONEY FOR CHIPOTLE!?!?

Guacamole is extra! (years on probation)