Why did I read this? 🤢🤮

The only sound youll hear at that funeral is FLUSHHHHHHHHHHH.

1. Let’s see who Biden nominates.

[FARTS]

Sad, predictable end for her and her family. The limits of benevolent sexism and any privilege society may give women is on display here. She looks the right part. She did every thing right and took a male “guardian” with her, she had the right family who cared about. Still she ended up murdered. Beyond getting people…

I saw someone on Twitter say this, but: If you accuse a corporation of breach of contract, and that corporation responds by immediately referencing COVID, that corporation 100% breached that contract.

this is literally THE most disturbing thing you could lie about

Meanwhile, two Namibian sprinters, Beatrice Masilingi and Christine Mboma, have been deemed ineligible to compete in the Olympics because their natural testosterone levels are too high.

See I always thought he and Skeet Ulrich were pulled out of the ether to take all of the roles written for A Johnny Depp Type when the producers could only afford a cheap knock off.

Absolutely how that reads. Here’s your star.

Man Marvel must have done to Hollywood what Obama did to white people.

Weird how he chooses to say this now, when a long time female character gets a lead in her own picture. 

Can’t wait for the climax of this story.

90% of Megan haters can’t stand the fact that a mixed race, divorced American actress married into that moth-eaten cesspool of privilege, said “nah,” peaced out, and refuses to go hide under a rock. The other 10% are just racist and need a lot of excuses to justify their otherwise ridiculous hatred of this person.

Because she wrote a positive message on a banana? You are definitely entitled to your bullshit, Brit or no.

The only time it’s okay to be a nationalist:

Between this, Cuomo, and that little shit Cawthorn, my morning is is just shot through with anger. Going outside to kick rocks for a bit. 

Oh I’m sure that’s exactly what happened...just needed to point out that SOMEONE of these good Christians was kicking it on OnlyFans. Doing research, you know.

Cruz and the rest of the Texas GOP are taking a page out of their fuhrer’s playbook: Don’t bother giving a shit or doing anything to help. They watched their orange leader do that for four years and still manage to get almost half the country’s voters to still vote for him. So why should they care? Their loyal, un-refl…

I mean, it’s ted cruz, a literal tapeworm that just fell out of donald trump’s asshole after four years.