Thanks for you principled anti-racist stand against all those horrible Asians.

They’ve essentially declared war on all of our American values. It’s time for total war:

Drag her, drag Ivanka, drag the fucking ten year old. I don’t give a single, solitary fuck anymore. Do what needs done.

Capitulating and playing nice with these motherfuckers for the last sixteen years has led straight to this shit. It’s time for us to strangle the fucking stupid out of them if we have to.

We have to be stop this high road shit. Strong liberal values with no morals is the way to play. Imma hide behind a door in the White House and hit them with a frying pan...repeatedly...until they stop moving. The cartoonish nature of the assasination will make me feel better about the violence.

Yes. yes. yes actual dates and hanging out for hours enjoying conversation. Age never really came up, it didn’t seem important to eather of us. yes, her name, address, phone number, favorite cat, favorite drink, favorite color, car make and model, all sorts of stuff.

The comment section of a celebrity blog, at that.

GUNG HAY FAT CHOY, MOTHER FUCKER!

You realize this is a comment section, right?

Perhaps. Then again, maybe not. I guess we’ll be in suspense until the next time.

My wife and I have a considerable age difference and we like to play a little game called “When you ____, I was ____” For us, it usually goes something like this “When you tripped acid for the first time, I was learning to use the big girl potty” or “When you had your first period, I was transferring my 401(k) into a…

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Fuck.

Pointing out irony ironically? You’ve reached peak hipster.

The only people more annoying than hipsters are the people who are always bitching about hipsters.

Hell yes to your comment AND your screen name.

That’s the thing! Why is black suffering such a sought after commodity?

This is the goodest question I’ve heard in a long time.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

How hard is it to sneak into Canada?

All of these people expressing regret for their vote...who will go vote Republican again anyway in 2018. And then likely vote for the angry orange in 2020 because of some reason they’ll concoct and subsequently buy into about whoever comes out as his top opponent.