Hey, Legos might be all you have to use.

Gyros are sandwiches.

Peter Sagal is a national fucking treasure.

Not at all ~ We eat “hot dogs” here in Korea that are more similar to corn dogs, and are usually encased in batter, toppings, and then fried.  I can’t see calling a sausage completely encased in batter and chopped up french fries a sandwich, and if I called it so, locals would look at me funny.

I’d say it is settled. He gave a great, thoughtful answer. So let’s take it as settled law. That is, until the new SCOTUS stooge and the rest of the partisan majority decide that a hot dog is a salad.

Here is all the nuanced discussion you need: Gun violence can serve an artistic purpose on the screen and sensible gun control is important in real life.

Wait: “Save the Whales” is political now?

You misspelled “G-g-g-g-ghost pirates!!!”

It should be legal to beat them with that very stick, in fact.

“brought to you by the girl yogurt that makes Jamie Lee Curtis poop”

I bet she’s also a total hypocrite when it comes swapping consciousness with your teenage children or prostitution or marrying secret agents.

Goddamn, son.

It should be legal to beat Young/College Republicans about the head and neck until the pull the huge, privileged stick out of their ass.

The people complaining are just lost. The were really looking to eat at this place:

The muffin stand in Australia this season may be the best:

Looks like genetics beat you to the punch. 

Not true. I watched an HBO show about a huge extended family in New Jersey. I think they were all in waste management. 

I love food related puns and that is why I love the good place.

you know who else tried to celebrate a fascist power grab at a beer hall

Just let them have their party at the bar. Then lock the doors and burn the bar down for the insurance money.