If you believe in heaven and hell, and you believe that all your actions are being judged and tallied, is it actually altruistic to act in a way you expect to be rewarded for? Is it really altruism if you constantly have the thought at the back of your mind that you will suffer or prosper based on some intangible,…

She deserves some more high-profile roles after this. She’s just fantastic.

I think ivory is more apt, really.

Right? Who the hell cares about goddamn Twitter? It’s not a serious platform for expressing governmental information.

I’d have called him Chazzwozzer.

Sure, he has a degree and was indeed an influential medical practitioner years ago. These days, however, he’s nothing more than a snake oil salesman bilking desperate people. He’s a disgrace to the profession.

And “Dr.s” Oz and Phil.

He gets ice cream.

Literally every single person who still supports the Republican party - after everything that has come out in the last few years - is 100% responsible for, and complicit in, the mess we are in right now. It is not a small percentage; it is every last one of them.

Ignoring conspiracy-theorist imbeciles got us to where we are today. I agree that sunlight is not always the best disinfectant, but it is one of the best tools we have against the brainwashed republicans.

Ha! My local ABC affiliate just aired something similar after showing his tweet. Just delightful.

This might be the single least intelligent response I have ever seen to anything whatsoever. You genuinely may be the least intelligent human to scrape accidentally across a mistaken response. Were I you, I would kill myself. Perhaps you should consider that.

tell me how those leftist government’s in Europe are doing today. Not so great, dontcha think?

Jesus Christ, you’re a moron. Ever heard of the Nordic Countries?

Or when Rage Against the Machine told Paul Ryan, “We literally hate you.”

Pai should die. No attempt at humor there, just a statement of fact. There is no place in a civilized society for someone who chooses to curtail the rights of the people in favor of the unrestricted theft from billionaires. Pai’s actions are inexcusable, and are deserving of the most horrific punishments humans have…

Well, yes, of course. Ron Swanson has morals.

Pai is Jamm without the positive traits. Like if Newport weren’t just stupid, but aggressively anti-democratic while simultaneously bereft of anything resembling charm or charisma.

I gave you a star, but I also vomited.