I don’t have kids and I’m a cynic by nature and it’s gotten worse with recent events, so I’m thinking that there’s no way those kids won’t grow up to be as evil as their parents and grandparents so...whatever. 

She knew exactly what she was doing and what the potential outcomes were from flying commercial. Part of me thinks Bannon set this up so this exact incident would occur and everyone would feel sorry for lil Vanky.

I know i’m supposed to feel bad for Ivanka, but I can’t. Fuck her. Fuck her husband. They are going to make billions off the american taxpayer and have no shame or remorse or anything resembling human emotions. I might feel the slightest bit of pity for the kids, except then I remember they’re all fucking rich and…

I’m going to need all of these gifs to convey my feelings:

I bet you anything that having sex with Donald Trump would be like having sex with Henry VIII in the twilight years. He’d barely have the stamina to heave himself atop you to flop around for more than a couple of minutes - IF THAT, we are talking two minutes tops before he gets too out of breath and loses all hope of…

That doesn’t deserve a novel.

And here I just learned about puppy pregnancy syndrome this week.

When I was thirteen and on vacation with my family in Rome, a man came to me and grabbed my arm and began to caress it. I stood in shock for a few moments then ran away. I told my brother, who lost and began to look for the guy (he didn’t find him). I couldn’t sleep for days, I would see this man’s face every time I…

Here’s the thing I don’t get about Westworld: who the fuck, other than straight white dudes, wants to go back to 1860's wild west? Who else had a ton of fun there? Why is HBO pretending women want to relive that time period?

He has priors which include assaulting a person 65 and older? Now this? Someone needs to keep him the fuck away from those kids!

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(