Don’t mind if I do!

Just because it’s a (put car name brand here), doesn’t mean I’d be caught dead in it. This Maserati is a perfect example—it’s too damned ugly, even for a corpse. Now, if I was of a mind to insult someone after death, this would be a great parting shot.

I actually have an issue with this, and this is my response to those who get annoyed by stick figure families:

When I got my first car, my own mam vandalised it with those decals, by making it look like I was a married lesbian with 7 cats named after the dwarves from snow white

they didn’t arrest punchy? wtf?

Ah yes, I’ve gotten the “You should wear more makeup, it will help you get a promotion” shit before. And there's not one goddamn thing you can do about it

But this is where things get stupid - if I’m reading the law right, it only applies to vehicles that could be registered with a “Collector” plate - in most cases, this only applies to vehicles over 20 years old. So a pristine Countach needs to be hidden, but a derelict Crown Vic could be okay, unless there’s a local…

Yeah, that’s what her boyfriend says!

Up and to the Left:

So does V stand for forward? Or Front PTO?

Don’t drive semi trucks then

Here you go pal

Every car I’ve ever owned has had reverse where it belongs: between P and N. You can keep your Flintstones cars.

FRONT!!! anyone that chooses back is a freak!

I think that we can safely assume Blanche is female, due to, well, being named Blanche.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Did somebody say Salt Flats?

“FiberFix’s main claim is that it’s “100 times stronger than duct tape,” though back in 2013 inventor Spencer Quinn (a Brigham Young University student at the time) told Smithsonian Magazine it’s actually “significantly stronger,” holding 2,000 pounds in a load test that killed duct tape at 100 pounds.”