It kills me the Metroid FPS games aren’t a thing anymore...they were so great. I don’t think they sold that well, but man...they blew my mind at the time. I’m so desperate for Metroid....come on NX!

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It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear...

It’s Senior Week! Why are you still putting out quality content?!?!

I would argue that cruise control relieves you of a task that does require a bunch of effort, the effect of it doesn’t reduce the focus required to drive by much. You still have to steer and not hit stuff. The primary action of driving — navigating the car — is still the responsibility of the driver because if the…

Ignoring that you pretty much can’t buy these cars without having a garage or some sort of covered parking, or that anyone spending $80k+ on a SUV has a garage/covered parking:

Online gaming will eat itself, and the dawning of a glorious new age of single player games will begin anew.

Double parked or blocking a driveway means it’s trapping other cars, thus interfering with the sovereign property of their owners. A car blocking a lane of travel, that plus blocking the sovereign property of all drivers.

How about just park in a legit space or at the very least stay with the car if you are picking someone up!

The risk of skin burning off my calf/ankle is worth the sweet looks

That one is easy. the towing setup on back shows a class III hitch. he probably tows a trailer a lot and that is a redneck “airfoil” to hopefully give him some gas mileage back when towing. Sadly it won’t because towing anything large with a under powered dodge caravan is a very bad idea.

Or, he is an illegal baby…

Think you gave me an idea for the next Jalopnik poll: What’s the best factory exhaust system?

True human achievement has surpassed boating. We have jets now.

True human achievement has surpassed swimming. We have boats now.

Some say, that she really is getting a 2017 Ford GT and she hasn’t told any of us yet, and that she actually lives inside of a computer.

Clearly, you’re the main culprit behind the misandry. WHY CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD US MALES HAVE IT? (lol, hard)

Kicker: Torch has to live in the back of the chevette during Doug’s ownership.