You're assuming that the belt isn't just to hold the mug, though. The Keurig may already bemoaned differently...

It makes me admire the construction, that tit could take the hit!

As a born and bred New Englander... I like it! Fuck you potholes, I have lift! Snow drifts? IN YOUR FACE! Unfinished driveways because the homeowners hate everyone? Rolling!

I like that it shows a crazy range of facets of love. From childhood puppy love, to passionate adult lust, to a variety of ways in which things can fall apart.

I can't help but suspect that something is missing from this story... How did they even notice the doors were locked in the first place?

Years ago I showed up for a traffic ticket and found out that, at least at that time in MA, the police would send a designated representative. Not the cop that gave you the ticket, but a guy whose job it is to be the cop the whole day. A little disappointing. :P Still got it knocked down just for showing up.

It sounds like it's also the sort of thing you wouldn't know unless you read it. "Cast from" makes it sound like the metal was re-smelted. More recycling than an easter egg...

I was in the same boat as you. "Of course it's Miata... Wait, other people are getting other cars? That's sad."
You and me, we're a better sort of Jalop. :D

It's weird... I don't know that I would have identified it as a car without context, but knowing it's a car, it was immediately obvious what it was.

But a drug bust isn't really an undercover operation, it's a plain-clothes operation. (At least as I understand things.) When the fleet of Vanilla Crown Vics show up they're less concerned about being spotted because they have surrounded them. For undercover work, if a vehicle is required, you hit the impound lot (or…

There's unmarked, and there's undercover. An undercover cop would probably be driving a Miata (maybe). The unmarked are essentially fleet vehicles. They're not trying to blend in, they're just trying to advertise as "I'm a cop, please come to me" if that makes sense.

Those are gorgeous and I'm voting for them now.

This song is ridiculous... I love it!

Your childhood whimsy called, it wants you to come pick it up from the corner where it's been sitting and crying for the last 20 years.

This picture has been my iPhone lock screen for a few months now. Good use!

Aw... It already passed (in August). I got psyched for it! :D

You can read the shift pattern off the knob. That's 2nd.

I imagine that if Andrew has read this already, he might be second guessing his desire to drive this particular car. o.O

...for a dollar...?

It feels like satire now...