Frankly, there’s nothing new and it doesn’t look very funny, so ABC’s determination to go ahead with developing the show in the face of protest from the MRC and a host of religious groups and leaders looks like a cultural thumb in the eye.

I actually wrote the comment specifically hoping it would ruin your life. My work here is done.

There is literally nothing worse than someone who doesn’t understand / is a pedant about hyperbole.

yes that’s exactly what i meant.

Ok. It’s shitty but “literally” nothing worse? Literally?! LITERALLY?!

I’d flip those in the brackets in the other direction.

A lube ghost

You know, I’m sure you’re just trying to be snarky or ironic or whatever the kids are calling it these days, but I get what Earl Sweatshirt’s saying? Like how when you’re, like, nineteen, talking or joking about raping people might seem ~*~cool~*~ or **eDgY*~ but then you grow up and realize, nope, that shit’s…

Emma Watson > Everything

Good for her.

I find doulas annoying as shit because of the whole my precious special natural ancient wisdom boutique birth thing and you know you have mommy-with-money privilege, right? and GET A REAL FUCKING NAME FOR YOUR JOB LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE but

Great argument. Very persuasive and original.

Snark aside, this young woman sounds like she’s truly got her shit together. I’m actually really impressed by her, and I think she should be really proud of herself the way she seems to have grown up and is using the skills that she learned through therapy and rehab to improve her life and the lives of others.

I would hate to be forever judged for life decisions I made at age 18.

That’s what I was thinking. Also, I’ve never birthed a child before or anything, but I definitely think it can’t hurt to have more (educated) people advocating for mothers who are pressured into having c-sections. So, good for her.

Agreed. This feels unfairly snarky about someone who has turned her life around.

So, I walked into work yesterday morning and as soon as I picked up the phone, Lindsay Lohan’s legal problems became my actual professional problem. Yesterday I spent most of the day explaining what a “swole patrol” is. I usually work on zoning variances and City budget stuff. I don’t even know what’s going on…

Lube can be great with partners, but don’t get into the lube for your solo game guys. It is a waste of time and money, and without lube will never be as good. If you have to travel a lot or run out of it, you will be chasing that slippery dragon.

I'm sorry ahead of time.

Sounds like Quick Grits to me. When is someone going to take their time out for her to Snap, Crackle and Pop? Kashi’s so angry at the Honeycomb of slow justice that our court General(ly) Mills out. It’s as if judges are so influenced by the Sugar Smack(ing) *Gay Agenda*tm that it Kix her bible-literal interpretation…