My stepmother used to stand outside and pay for people’s happy meals in exchange for the beanies. She actually had a pack of cohorts doing the same thing all over S.Fla. She was like the Fagin of a plushie crime ring.

Tinder is the new mid-life crisis.

It's like when DiCaprio has his yucky beard. Why, guys?

Yeah, for a person who I guess is kind of attractive (if I like, didn’t know anything he’s ever said) that is a horrible, terrible beard.

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are you kidding? I won’t even buy a roomba for fear of it turning sentient and imprisoning me in my (admittedly very well vacuumed) home.

I think he just doesn't ever close his mouth.

Or, maybe the author was operating under the assumption that the majority of married people are not monogamish or poly at this point in time, rather than specifically calling you a liar. Deep breaths buddy.

nope.

I’m married, on Tinder, and completely honest about it (my husband and I are monogamish). It may not be the norm, and it may still weird some people out, but it’s not all that uncommon anymore and there is absolutely nothing unethical about it. So, frankly, fuck you for being so goddam closed-minded, and fuck you for…

Yeah, I mean as much as that website grosses me out-At least people are being honest about being dishonest I guess?

As one Gawker article pointed out, Tinder is a great way to find a good local bar / restaurant if you’re new to the area or visiting. Ask a match where a good spot is.

It’s stuff likes this that makes me question if Ashely Madison is actually doing everyone a favour.

I always say go with the classic. Big Mac all day, ever day. That sauce, that I know is basically just mayo, is SO DAMN GOOD.

Maybe I’m James Franco.

I bet James has the same story.

“McDonald’s was there for me. When no one else was.”

This is my favourite comments thread ever, because of comments like yours.

Let’s list people who talk about bloodlines:

Do they have jurisdiction over the Annunaki Police Department (APD) that was established in 5600 bc when the aliens who built the pyramids & accidentally sank Atlantis left earth? Or is there a friendly rivalry, firefighter vs. cop thing going on?