BUT I'M WEARING A MOCK TURTLENECK. Sheeeeeeeeeeesh.

Ask and ye shall receive

When Lilo photoshops her photos, Jez makes fun of her. When Beyonce does it, she either had nothing to do with it, or she is a victim to the pressures on women to be perfect, or there's no certainty the obvious photoshop is really a photoshop.

This is so many levels of bad. Why does't she use those magic powers for something worthwhile like to complete her community service hours; she could use that spell Hermione uses to get to all her extra classes.

I want to watch this clip live. Please direct me to the season this happened so I can find it!

That's offensive to humans, though. Let's just call him "garbage."

The amount of dismissiveness and haters gonna hate in the comments below is really puzzling to me.

Yeah, but I think they all are to the extent that their behavior shows absolutely no sense of empathy for another human being. I think it's something more. I genuinely think that there is a large portion of our society that believes and raises these types of men to believe that women are not actually people who…

They find each other because there are lots of them, and they identify each other by saying disgusting things when in an all-male group. Not enough men have the spine to register their disgust by telling the men around them how wrong they are, and too many think it's a guy thing that guys do when they're being guys…

The gaslighting of the girl was a nice touch, assholes.

Thank you, I appreciate your expertise!

My interpretation is that it would be easily defendable as parody and Beyonce would be hard pressed to demonstrate that this caused her any monetary harm whatsoever.

Def.

Girl, Chanel can be color for this season. But Karl's TitaniumWhite/Vantablack is forever.

I disagree about her performance on the catwalk, but she's alright in print. I just find her too commercial.

I hate that I know this, but Kourtney actually has a degree.

Does anyone get the feeling that the youngest Kadasha-nner must suffer from some SERIOUS sibling envy/insecurity? I mean, she's a beautiful girl, no one's questioning that, but she's shorter and curvier and doesn't have the HIGH FASHION face that this one does. I feel like it would be tough not to struggle with…

I always thought Estee Lauder was the older, upper middle class sister of Clinique. If Kendal Jenner is their target demographic then they clearly no longer have anything to offer me.

Any lady with some belly and these pants will forever hate Kendall Jenner for selling her on these pants.

It's amazing that this person - without any connections and only a few dollars to her name, can make it in the big time. It gives me hope that someday my daughter will follow in her footsteps or you know, become a scientist and astronomer which she is what she currently wants to be. Whatever.