Um...guys...it's not okay to point and laugh at other peoples' bodies. I'm the last person in the world to be all "what about the men!1!!1!" and I generally have close to zero sympathy for penis anxiety, but the way people are reacting to this is fucking gross and really, really surprising for Jezebel. There are…
When I was 10 years old and extremely thin and cut my hair short, I would get mistaken for a boy. But my lovely mother told me I looked like Twiggy, and showed me pictures of Twiggy and I saw how cool she was and felt a little bit better about myself. I was Twiggy for Halloween that year and even though nobody knew…
Scumbags of a feather, flock together.
arrest of her husband Jerramy Stevens, former Seattle Seahawks tight end, on suspicion of drunk driving
Yeah, another person posted a link that she was almost arrested for being belligerent with the police and and doing the whole "do you know who we are?" thing. She's a tool. Suspend away, US soccer!
idk. she cray. i'm assuming there is a helluva lot more to this story.
dude I think you just stumbled on what could end up being an actual argument in congress!
For serious, I think it's the only way to go if this personhood nonsense takes any further root. Okay, it's a person. If there's a motherfucker physically latched onto me and sucking out my bodily nutrients without my permission, you better believe I'm killing that guy. Self-defense, you tiny vampire asshole.
This is the greatest thing I've ever read. I want Sarah Palin to read it, if she ever learns how.
Hey, if the fetus won't retreat . . .
Were you under the impression they were planning to govern responsibly?
GOP Weekly Agenda:
Honestly, I just don't get these "conservatives." (More like RINOs, amiright?) Zygotes and embryos are literal parasites. They contribute nothing and steal their food directly from their host's blood. I would think they'd want these lazy slackers to get out there and earn their keep as soon as possible. (That, or…
If abortion is "murder," then why should there be any exceptions at all?
I (don't) hate to say it but, IMHO, Twiggy is a dead ringer for Olivia Newton John. Or vice versa.
Dear Republican Women:
If you crossposted this to Breitbert or RedState, they'd take it seriously.
They also care what men do with their privates. They don't want men rubbing against men.
No, you're quite right. In fact, when ether was introduced to ease childbirth (Queen Victoria used it) many theologians objected because women are supposed to suffer and pain relief goes against god's plan.
Religion needs to be banned from government and this wouldn't even be an issue. Republicans bring their religious ideologies into government and then tell Republican women they are doing Gods will by letting men control women's bodies. It is a travesty and needs to be stopped.
