All I need is for the Spice Girls to secure their residency (since they are in talks) and for Beyoncé to stop playing with the media about her uterus and do a Vegas residency and my gay life will be complete!

OMG. I have friends—dear friends—to whom this applies perfectly. If I break out laughing next time I see them, I'm blaming you.

There's something wrong with your link as it took my computer back to 1986.

LOFT: For when you want to dress like you shop at Talbots, but aren't middle-aged yet.

I fail to see how showing someone engaged in behavior typically associated with disordered eating/exercising is "body positive". So, they are encouraging this behavior? Or it's supposed to be a joke because lol our customers are too body positive to do something like that? Hehehe people who do this deserve to be…

I'm assuming the message is supposed to be "Don't be like this person and elliptical yourself to unconsciousness, because you don't need to change a thing about yourself!" Except they did it without any context whatsoever.

Here, buy a $90 bejeweled denim skirt!

Don't change a thing about yourself!*

"Hey guys, I was just preserving evidence next to the most likely contraption in my house to destroy evidence. You get it. *wink wink*" - That is how that read to me. This guy is an asshole.

This is a pretty cut and dry case that McNary raped from all the evidence. But I have no problem believing she was just drunk. Her friends have already made statements that she was very intoxicated at the bar. Studies have found those drugs are relatively uncommon.

oh god what if the kid got away with like

I assume she's pre-rebutting arguments that "maybe she kinda wanted it" or that she was giving mixed signals or some such bullshit.

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

If a 200+ lbs. person is lying on top of you, you might be 100% against it, but "your will" isn't going to stop it, especially if you feel your life might be in danger.

"Still, it's just he-said she-said, cell phone said, forensics said. Who's to know the truth? Let's wait til the facts come out."—pft commenter

This is a demented comment layered with excitement about the afc championship.

This whole story felt like a due process trap door. As I read it, I kept thinking "yea, there's gotta be two sides to this and he's innocent until proven guilty..." and then the shit hit and the trap door opened. Holy shit what more do you need to show that you were raped by someone? I am a Colts fan and I really,…

Like, why the fuck would she leave her couch there?

When police went to McNary's home to execute a search warrant, they saw a pile of bedding by the washing machine. "I preserved it for you because I knew you would be coming," the records said. He also pointed to a couch and said, "That's her stuff right there," according to the records.

What a piece of shit. I hope she sues him and takes everything including the Photoshopped shirt off his back.