Gay dude here, looks pretty normal to me. Most women don't see flaccid penises very often. NBD. I'd tap.

RIGHT!? I've never understood this either. If/when I'm rich and/or famous, I'm NEVER DRIVING, and I DON'T EVEN DRINK.

that's what i was thinking. she does nothing, gets 45 days, ray rice knocks someone out- gets 3 games or whatever. RAGE. they're obviously both assholes, but he is definitely a bigger/gaping asshole.

lol britleigh.

stealing "barfbarfbarf" for all applicable situations. thx.

I am too. I do it for naps, when i want to awake fresh.

when should you start talking about non hetero sex stuff? I'm a gay uncle (but i don't want to be creepy gay uncle explaining blowjobs)

I'm gay, but I would totally jack it to that porn.

face eaters are the worst. WHAT PART OF THIS IS PLEASURABLE?! It's like I'm being suffocated by jellyfish.

OMG ADDING TO MY REPERTOIRE!

desperate/hungry/pandering for attention

amen

#poet

I agree with you whole heartedly (i'm also a snarky gay). I would like to add however this is first time I've heard of DDD, and I'm on the netz (pun intended) every day. So, it IS possible no one has come forward he slept with cause they don't know he's a thing. Especially if he's old.

I JUDGE YOU!

You can write mine when I'm famous. So far, I want "The Angel Snowbunny Diet" and "My Secret Life as a Male Escort," both true stories.

This sentence is confusing to me. But maybe I'm slow.

Goddamnit, this is the SECOND idea of mine that she's STOLEN!!!!!

How was Shania? I love her music, but I feel like she might be annoying.

Sorry, I'm a slow learner.