yOU CAN BLOCK GAME REQUESTS ON FB? SHUT UP. WAIT, TELL ME HOW!

THIS IS MY REAL LIFE. Except I don't make that much money. And I don't have those clothes. And yeah nevermind...

I don't think genital mutilation is really a "fair punishment" for cheating. She should be in jail.

Disagree. Amal IS annoying. George is too. And the gloves looked like the ones you use to artificially impregnate a cow.

rofl

total about the single man. whew!

omg this is too good.

AMEN, SISTER!!!

oooohh, bad idea.

right?

Right? I'm thinking about my SO, and there's literally nothing he could do that would make me think he's not sexy anymore. I mean besides murder or something.

i love this theory. also i want see-through yoga pants.

putting my contacts in after "dipping" my brother's kokanee wintergreen tobacco. THE BURNNNNNN

They must've been white girls.

is he fucking the back of dude's head? Does he now have bird schmutz in his hair? lol.

The main thing that bugs me is the LITERALLY CHANGED HER FACE SHAPE. Like unless you get some crazy Korean plastic surgery this is not possible. I WOULD BE FUCKING LIVID. I would also be like "OMG AM I FAT? THEY SHAVED MY FACE OFF!"

I would be SO INTO THE CABBAGE DIET but i also need potatoes and corned beef.

lol "#1 many countries"

omg, rofl.

I can appreciate him (Brody) from a visual standpoint, but I can't get it up because all I think about is HOW DUMB AND ANNOYING HE IS.