I get comments like this a lot when the topic comes up and it always feels reductive. I actually want to take time to address it. The idea that people don’t play through the entire game is really absurd. In order to find tricks, runners and hunters have to play through the game as intended to understand mechanics and…

Although lately it seems a few nazis have grabbed top positions in the government. Maybe get on that at some point.

Y’know, I was just mocking this as a sign that Activision is panicking about the drop in sales for Call of Duty and is floundering and grabbing at whatever straws they can find - such as going back to the well-tread setting of World War II - but I’m clearly forgetting how important it is to regularly remind people to…

Time to get back to doing what this country is really good at: kicking the shit out of Nazis.

“Daddy’s Big Little Nintendo” is the best.

Were you hoping for an in-game revelation that the hookshot was cut? Have you been anticipating the moment, 100 hours into Breath of the Wild, where Ganon looks at Link with a sinister smile and says, “There’s no hookshot!” Were you hoping to spend 400 hours uncovering every inch of Breath of the Wild’s massive world…

I’m just hoping they give us a new Metroid game that not only has Samus but doesn’t make her a braindead moron who needs her superior officer to tell her when to breathe. Don’t get me wrong, Other M was a decent game form a gameplay perspective, but the story was sexist and really dumb.

A sequel to this... I’ll take a sequel to this...

I don’t think Platinum makes Halo games but anything’s possible I guess.

Depends how big they make it, but it could expand beyond that, too. Maybe you have to play as Ignis lagging behind everyone while Noctis keeps trying to run ahead and Gladio yells at him to slow the fuck down.