Great so Akbar just has to bring Akbar junior along for the suicide mission to carry the explosives and problem solved. What's the age cutoff for getting the virgins in the afterlife?

Why won't it "fly"? The vast majority of PC users don't do much with their computer beyond web sites, email and playing games. For them, Metro on the desktop gives them everything they need. Anything beyond that, there will be Metro versions of apps. Need to use an app that simply doesn't work well in a touch input…

Why would you repeat over and over that it's a developer preview running on non-optimal hardware, then go and say it doesn't stack up to the iPad because it has issues that any fool would know they're not going to ship this thing with?

These shoes are fugly. But let's put that aside. It's for a good cause right? For charity. To help find a cure for Parkinsons.

That Colon can sure hold a lot of mud. Can blast it out pretty far too.

Unless you wrote or were otherwise familiar with the code, it can be quite difficult and time consuming to find even a trivial bug. It's a bit like if someone handed you a book you never read and told you to find the sentence where you mistyped some specific word.

Yeah, I've seen dirt poor, borderline homeless people living in shacks made of stronger materials than 99% of modern track homes built in the US. I despite track home builders with a passion.

Alcohol in moderate doses has been shown to have health benefits so with grape juice you're not getting that.

Foursquare is stupid in and of itself, even without the "gamification" angle. It's a big circle jerk without the payoff. But the bottom line is people are generally simple minded. Even those who are quite smart are still susceptible to ego and the one second buzz of gaining yet another pointless little achievements.…

This had to be a joke. Any idiot would realize that in the process of explaining why he couldn't use formalities, he wasted more time than simply using them.

Please, a baby in a guitar (or whatever instrument) case is a great idea. This is how all screaming children should be required to travel when on a plane.

This is dumb and at $200 is bat shit crazy. Take some ugly little kid's outfit and make it into a laptop sleeve?

They should fire the entire gunnery crew as well for being such horrible shots. Or maybe the can outsource that to civilian contractors at 10 times the cost like they do everything else.

The US legal system is broken, corrupt, unfair and idiotic. It's complexity provides plenty of room for the rich, powerful and the government itself to avoid punishment while those who aren't fortunate enough to be connected and have the money to pay those connections get screwed.

First off, the land this was built on has long since been cleared so I highly doubt the cost of clearing the site was part of the $500 million.

You do understand the concept of "public" right? You don't need consent. Do TV news crews have to go around getting waivers signed by everyone in the background of a news broadcast?

Cover dem Nat Geo titties!

Not legally. She's in public. Case closed. No different than had she run naked through Times Square.

Excelp Obama didn't do anything. In fact, the general that put together JSOC which is what led us to finding Osama had to resign his post because he made some mild comments against Obama's administration in an interview. Great job Obama, fire the guy that led you to Osama, then take credit for killing him.

That's why everyone outside the US calls it a toilet