As someone who was sitting on the steps in my garage (smoking a joint) and farted righteously (a good loud one) and laughed, I heartily support your farts are funny statement. They are. Always.
This would make me laugh or at least giggle. Farts are funny! Also coming from someone like him makes it all the more funny.
Just when I thought I couldn't live Mr. Rogers more.
Hahahah that made my day!!
I humbly submit that your heart could stand to grow a few sizes.
I was with one, on and off, for years, though I’m sure he’d never cop to it. I was never put off by it, and actually found the attention (including the sort that didn’t work so well for you) quite a turn-on, in a very unexpected way! Never saw that one coming. I even still kind of miss it, though whether that’s part…
Same! It’s too damn hot in LA to wear anything but sandals or flip flops and I really don’t give a fuck if people think my feet are “nasty.” All I want is to make sure I don’t melt into the pavement, I really don’t give a fuck if people don’t like it.
She’s wearing open toe shoes b/c bunions probably make it near-torture to wear closed-toe -not b/c she thinks her feet are hot, most likely.
through COLLEGE? How much did she charge per session and publicize herself?
Yeah I’m not sure why body shaming feet is ok either
Having a foot fetish myself, I admire those women who are not foot prudes. Good for you!
Counterpoint (because surprisingly there’s not one yet): fuck shoes. Fuck socks. In fact, most clothes can go to hell.
THIS is the kind of sex work I’m totally OK with doing. What are the requirements? Does the foot have to look a certain way?
One of the perks of living in the deep south is that I can, and do, wear sandals more or less year-round. I keep my feet nice though. (If I don’t keep them groomed and moisturized they get very itchy because of my tendency for dry skin and eczema.)
I know I have nice feet and I try to keep them presentable at all times, but it creeps me out when I’ve had people compliment me on them. They make me feel as if people are staring at my breasts and salivating, but it’s my feet. Like, no! Get my toes out of your fantasies!
Sorry about toe injuries all around—but a good pair of keens will guard your toes and still let your feet breathe.
Heh, here in San Diego it’s flip flop weather year round unless it’s raining. And then it’s a 50/50 of if I’m still in flip flops.
Not trying to ‘out-toe-injury’ you, but I’ve lost both big toenails traumatically and you bet your butt my toes are always covered & protected by shoes now. Podiatrists are heroes, heroes I say!!
I have suffered from what I thought was athlete’s foot since I was a teenager and just (like a few weeks ago!) found out that it’s been eczema all this time! I was relieved but also a bit mad because the last time I had a really bad breakout I threw out a bunch of shoes. :*( I guess what I’m saying is maybe see if…