You keep your grungy, madam, western, killer robot. I’ll keep my immaculate, modern, english, killer robot.

Yeah, Astoria is the shit. I’ve been here for over 6 years, and have a 2BR with a private backyard and parking spot for 2500. Would easily be 4500-5000 in Manhattan, if it existed at all there. Sure, it’s not a mansion outside of Dallas, but why would I want to live outside of Dallas.

Earthquake is #1 and it is not close. It fucking shut down the entire ‘89 World Series. I have been to a lot of great Bay Area sporting events (Niners and Giants principally but also some other pro and college teams mixed in) and if I am telling a great story about The Catch and being an 8th grader when all my…

OMG AND THEN WHAT IF HE WANTS TO GO INTO BUSINESS WITH YOU?

I’m throwing the flag on the coffee one...

Regarding Coffee, Drew is both right and wrong.

I agree with a lot of his artisinal takes, but a good craft brew is amazing. After drinking excellent, flavorful beer, drinking a Bud or Coors tastes like drinking water.

Honestly, if you can’t bake a cupcake as good as the ones at the fancy cupcake stores you shouldn’t be allowed in the kitchen. It’s really not that hard. I’ve never had a cupcake from a store that I couldn’t make just as well, if not better.

I cannot believe I had to scroll this long for someone to call him out on his beer bullshit. Yes pretentious hipsters are annoying but craft beer gave us choice. Also, there is never a reason to drink budweiser. It is shit that causes shits. Other shitty beer? Absolutely.

BEER. That’s right! FIGHT ME, BRO.

This article is wrong on fried chicken. It’s not “Artisan” but fried chicken made at a soul food restaurant is miles better than anything from Popeyes. Also, the worst craft food is toast.

Just this weekend I ate a burger stuffed with Korean pork belly and topped with a battered and fried ring of Mac and cheese. It was fucking heaven.

Have you ever had a cappuccino from one of those coffee hipsters where they put the little heart on top of the foam so you know how much they love coffee? Tell me that shit’s not good.

So, I was on a job interview this morning, at a boutique marketing firm. I thought it went well, they liked my resume.... The only thing is, most of my experience is in finance. So a big sticking point was “well Zukka, why are you looking to make a sudden switch to marketing?” And the first thing that came to mind,…

Had half of mine removed years ago. Notes from my experience:

Someone I know went on a Tinder date the other weekend with some guy who was like 35 and said he wanted “5 or 6" kids. This was on the first date, so I assume this translates to “I want you to raise 5 kids while I continue doing what I want all the time”. Needless to say, there was not a second date.

“I wish Frankie were dead.”

You’ll find that really odd spatula you still don’t know how it got into your possession, that old manual can opener (the one that hurts every time you squeeze) those empty glass jars that once held sauce and that you kept “because that’s what grandma did and she was raised in the depression” and a gaggle of…

the cabinet over the refrigerator where we only store old ice cube trays that we never use anymore?!?

...when Richardson was being prepped for surgery, he had one request before being put under. “I wanted to hear that Faith Hill song,’’ he said.