Oh so exciting! I’ve never been, so I can’t help there, but congratulations! I’ve always wanted to go to Naples.

love love love

Ordering my chipotle pickup right now.

I quit my soul-crushing job last week and I’m moving far, far away next month. Excited about a new beginning.

Oh and also, after posting something nice and positive, can I just say that I. Can’t. Even. with the network marketing/pyramid scheme boom that’s happening on my news feed right now? If I see one more post about magical, magical gut health littered with emojis and thinspiration I’m throwing my computer off the roof.

Hi, everyone!

“I hope this was as good for you as it was for me”

You lost me and then got me back with “controlled...with massive thighs”

oh man, so weird/great to add your voices to dirtbag.

tfw you just had your alignment fixed

and...i think this is clear, but i can’t help but clarify, the above statement is something i’m shouting non-stop at everything that happens in this administration. not just the rule 19 issue.

I can’t stop, though. Pretty soon I’ll be running through the streets naked and pulling at my hair, screaming “BUT IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE AND ACTUALLY HURTS YOUR CASE I HATE YOU BUT LET ME HELP YOU”

I’m not as familiar with Senate rules as I should be, but maybe Rule 19 doesn’t apply to committee sessions? Or maybe it just is only used as last resort because it’s bullshit.

Yes—all federal judicial appointments require Senate confirmation.

Right, a letter that was, in fact, written for. a. Sessions. Senate. confirmation.

I’m amazed by this. How the fuck you gonna use Rule 19 during a confirmation hearing of a sitting senator? It’s absolute bullshit.

That argument is kind of adorable. Poole seems more incredulous than anything else and Edelman is just astounded that it happened.

i’m 27 and have bitchface thank god

really hope i’m lucky and am assigned a nicer bureaucrat to be handmaiden for