That’s really not as true as you want it to be.

Wait but what about Rihanna?

🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

I hope he enrolls their kids in Hebrew school. Riri as a mom at a bar mitzvah is something the world needs.

Jesus Christ those nipples.

Sure, but I just saw Hillary in a grilled cheese.

Oh sure, but it really doesn’t bother me as much as it should. It’s one of those songs I loved so much as a kid that nothing can really shake it.

I can’t help but love this song.

Oh god, seasonal changes hit me so hard. I’m with you. Something that has pissed me off so much about this most recent bout has been that the worst of it came during spring and summer, so I couldn’t appreciate the sun and relative freedom of summer, and now it’s going to be dark and cold and snowy again in no time, so…

Thank you. It’s good to know I’m not the only one to have this manifest itself the way it has for me. I’m planning a move to a city where several of my friends live in February, and throwing myself into that has been a huge release (until the anxiety about finding a job creeps up again, haha)

Thank you. I want to say how kind and supportive every single comment has been and how much I appreciate all of you.

Lord help us all if they reproduce and Drake becomes Hot Dorky Dad Drake.

Shipping this. Even if it means Drake can never be mine.

You’re right and I know you’re right. Honestly, I’ve been dealing with periods like this since I was 12. This is by far the worst one. Whenever I think “This is it, I’m going to start finding a doctor,” there’s this voice like, “okay, well, you’ve come this far and you’re going to give up now? Guess you aren’t as…

Thank you. Sleep is so so wonderful recently. I wish I could pause time just to sleep more.

Thank you. I hope you still have a good weekend! You’re in NYC, yes? Could be freeing to kind of have the city to yourself for a couple days?

i’ve been trying to find the Watermelon-Kiwi one for MONTHS now

dismissed your reply :)

Congratulations!!!! This is awesome!

I have! I don’t use Twitter habitually; it’s more like a burst of activity every now and then, but it’s been nice. What’s your handle?