i’ll allow it.

yes! and then will kisses jack on the today show when they’re live so that they don’t have to wait to see men kiss on tv.

Anyone remember that episode of Will & Grace where Jack is protesting the lack of same sex kissing on daytime TV?

I had never heard this before, but once I read it I could feel in my bones that I already knew it. I’ve always known. We all have. This is the most Trump piece ever written.

This is right. All of it. Particularly the bit about not owing the incredibly rude people who may ask about your intake any kind of explanation. I mean, dear God. Fuck ‘em.

Ugh, recently I haven’t even been getting the calls. Just a declined purchase followed my me excusing myself to call them and beg for an agent.

nah, never seen an episode

fraud protection knew she didn’t belong at h&m

men have the best words.

omg it’s THE jane marie

I didn’t know Johnny Manziel took creative writing while he was there!

Counterpoint: nah

Girl, I guess I can let go.

Can we enhance that tie?

SHADE

Kanye made that bitch famous.

ohh okay. yeah, i haven’t been to LA since...2012? 13?

the Republicans at this party weren’t even close to being the angriest or most closed-minded of the voters we had encountered. I think we all can guess who won that title!!!!

uh, yeah, I do