What the FUCK is happening this year?

I’m too excited about this.

I want to get excited about this, but just seeing his name fills me with post-Gatsby rage.

so selfless

It’s how I imagine my brother feels about turning 18 on Dec. 2.

ugh same

fuck yes

better punishment: compelling them to participate in that dumpster fire of an olympics

just did.

I was clearly talking about Bernie supporters across the country, not just the several hundred at the protest.

Jesus. The guy should not have a gun. I hope that, pending conviction on a charge from this, it’s possible for him to be no buy for life.

I’ve missed your love for this nice man so much!

oh holy shit. this is some oceans 11 work.

UNDERSTOOD.

did some sleuthing. it’s publicly available info.

yessss

people want different things when they get older! sometimes that means moving! sometimes it doesn’t! you haven’t achieved enlightenment either way! you’re a snob! get over yourself!

yes, hundreds. i was clearly referring not to all bernie voters, but the not-insignificant minority who are continuing their tantrum now and openly advocating for a Trump vote against the clear wishes of Bernie.

yeah, take the jacket off and push up your sleeves. more comfortable AND sexy.

can’t lie. i’m into it. as long as the loafers-without-socks thing is happening on the feet.