ha, I’ve read similar reports from other outlets and I’ve been streaming news at my desk all day. This isn’t the only piece from today about Berniebro tantrums and Trump advocacy.

P&R and Veep are the most accurate depictions of government and political work I’ve ever seen. Toss in a little bit of The Office/Office Space and there ya have it. A day in the life.

“this is the real world that we live in” should be the official campaign slogan

I don’t think I’m going to last very long.

dudes, off with the jackets.

yes!

I love you so much right now.

you’re smart. please come help me with my bunker.

you should have bought two cerberuses instead to save on space and food. this is your fault.

girl, get a gun.

Yeah, fine, if only “standing up for what they believe” hadn’t meant five full months of fully refusing to understand the American electoral system and failing to organize properly. You can’t demand change and refuse to participate in the system that needs to bring it about or accept incremental improvements.

Should I go ahead and withdraw all my money or go about it more gradually?

omg when was that?! I missed it!

Dear God.

All food is poop. Time is a flat circle.

...what.

yes, completely. and also julie andrews is a queen.