oh, totally agreed. LOVE HER.

just realized that bernie is bizzaro ted cruz.

yeah, cherry has no fucking excuse

Oh! I’m legitimately sad about this one.

Same same same! I grew up watching musicals and my mother would always lean over and say “you know that’s not *her* singing, right?”

I’m a little more sympathetic now that I know he’s 18 and therefore absolutely a dumbass for a few more years.

THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENS

re: jason from arkansas

this is why we all need google fi, y’all

mmhmm. I was driving around the Olympic peninsula a couple years ago and kept getting “Welcome to Canada! <3, AT&T” messages. I panicked and went into airplane mode, haha.

yeah, they never send their best

Losing count of how many times I’ve wondered what is happening to this world in the past year.

Andy Bernard to. a. tee.

You are the smartest woman I’ve never met.

Hiii! Yeah, I agree with your friends. Don’t question it! Just gave fun and let it be easy for a while.

Period from hell + I just ate three yoooge slices of pizza. It’s humid and stormy outside, so please! Recommend a movie. The romcom-ier the better. (though I havent started my Amazon rental of Mustang yet and that is also a possibility.)

Gripes: my least favorite coworker was gone for two weeks. He’s back now. It was so quiet and nice and low stress at the office! I’m already tense again.

Dream job is program or site director for the Gates Foundation or similar org. Childhood(and tbh also current) dream job was/is writer

He was a libertarian.

evaporation + plants watering