marry me?

FREE CATERING = FROZEN BURRITOS = LUNCH FOR A MONTH

omg what. no.

pls stick some maxis on your keyboard and stop free bleeding all over progress

that stock image in his tweet is weirdly extra

pretty sure joni takes a spill every time she opens her big stupid mouth

Jia probably beat me to Hot status.

thank god i got my period in 2002 and have never actually seen this belt apparatus.

YUP. I’ve had so many variations on this conversation.

nailed it.

God, that’s fucking horrible.

ohhhh the old disney previews were just the greatest

yesssss harriet the spy

it’s a really beautiful thing. i think i’ve cleaned blood off of every floor in my apartment in the past few months. surprises!

I disagree! Bud, Miller, Coors and the like have their places. Namely, either a floating cooler in a river or a hot shower.

since i’ve been recounting tales of 90's country childhood in the pool float thread, this is hitting me unexpectedly hard. damnit, kelly.

I hate that I’ve hurt you, but I have to stand up for what I believe.

hahaha yes! i’ve been waiting for you!

I like looking at a blank slate. Or—even better—somebody else’s trashy crap so I can think about how dumb it looks and how I would arrange my own trashy crap in much more pleasing configurations.

It was the greatest. I’m pretty sure parents send their kids to outdoorsy summer camps mostly so they can have the kinds of experiences I did growing up on a farm.