idk, those patchwork culottes have to devalue the house by at least 8%

yeah. weather like this and a river are exactly what the budweiser america cans are for.

yaaaas!

tbh, I currently make more than either of my parents, but if/when I have kids, I want a childhood like mine.

hahaha 10/10

mmhmm or as i say WORTH IT

My parents put a hose on a slide and the bottom of the slide in a full (of clean water) horse trough once. I think it was my seventh birthday party?

some rag i’ve never heard of. new yorker or some shit like that.

that’s why you use them in moving water. you can put a barrier in there, too.

FIVE DOLLARS, BITCHES.

SUMMER IS THE WORST SEASON

if that happens, lord, let me be a jezebel

because the outlets and politicians telling them it’s not true are those they already don’t trust. and then other outlets and politicians who know better capitalize on people’s trust of them and lie. it’s a sad, gross, vicious cycle.

Mike Pence and Donald Trump are men who weaponize the misguided beliefs of an active few with no regard for how they impact women. A woman’s right to self-determination is just collateral damage on the way to winning votes. Kind of like how Christian and Republican beliefs have been exploited and distorted on the way…

Yeah, same for me actually. I remember seeing it and thinking I was too old. In retrospect, nah.

American Apparel is still solvent?!?!?!

where my girls at?

wait, what?

He’ll likely vote for Gary Johnson or just undervote.