also, i know brit’s kid doesn’t have a neck tat fr, but i wouldn’t be surprised

sit down, paul kinsey

(to be fair, I don’t have kids, so my knowledge on the subject is limited to whatever my kid-having friends are whining about)

This could be great!

I, like, don’t hate it.

fuuuck. I haven’t watched since the third episode of this season.

Omg she’s so good at this. Taking notes.

https://www.quora.com/Is-Mormon-soak…

Omg. They call that soaking.

oh LORD

“hi, i’m a narcissist. please tell me that i’m better than my friends and deserve more.”

omg yes. we had to sing along to this in 7th grade.

Gotta keep these kids on their toes.

john, don’t go to the grapes party behind the dumpster. it’s never what it sounds like.

And we have BINGO.

oh no i loved it. followed by a “ewwww he’s right”

i laughed out loud and scared my intern. damn you, jujy.

#menofjezebel

same. my fave parable is where the samaritan takes care of the guy on the side of the road, who gets better and chases after the samaritan, like “hey motherfucker learn english stop raping white girls.”

i mean, yeah