yes, because i only date men who smell like hickory smoke and chainsaw fumes

just here for the party comments

shower beer is the greatest beer

anyone remember people washing their hair with beer? or is that just a weird southern thing?

yeah but then you have to keep wet wipes by the couch for hand cleaning. cuts down on time i could be using popping open another la croix

i’m going to cry.

yes! that too.

try it my way. it’s fantastic. also, period tennis is way easier.

modesty is somewhat a factor at wimbledon, but they’re definitely complaining about functionality. it’s distracting as all hell to have your dress flutter around like that. and if you’re thinking/worried about your clothes, you aren’t playing your best game.

haha i play in leggings (balls in the waistband) and whatever tank is clean. i’m 26 now. i have no fucks left.

same :)

tbh i just use whatever utensil is closest to transport the lomein. i will say that your way is more efficient.

idk how “tight in the bodice” is optional when it comes to tennis wear, tbh. like, what they’re calling “tight” i call “necessary”

girl, you got some magic thighs

oh, see, i liked the skorts. ours were flat front and didn’t look like skorts, just had the built in shorts on the inside.

bless its heart

r u me?

thanks!

omg no no no no no no no no no no

nah, epithets aside, they’re right. utah won’t elect snow. but her candidacy is good for the party and lgbtq movement regardless.