Did you use bidets at your joint bachelor/ette party?

SPACE IS A LIE.

Nope, depends on the Republican.

i’m becoming more of a lucille with each passing day

women bleeding out of their wherevers, RT 4 awareness

It’s possible that a state organization, vendor, or other interested group booked them for a party/event during convention. A lot of the entertainment during convention isn’t paid for by the national parties.

The answer is to elect better republicans, then. I tend to vote a split ticket or dem in a general if there isn’t a republican I can stomach, but in primaries I vote for pro-growth, socially liberal republicans where possible.

These are the people trying, actively, to limit civil rights of women, LGBTQ folks, and people of color. They are fine with Constitutionally unsound laws if a conservative proposes it, but they will challenge to the SCOTUS completely Constitutional laws passed by a black liberal. They talk about the Constitution but…

oh god. exposed toes are only professional if you’re, like, a swimsuit model. i hate peep toes. i hate them, i hate them, i hate them.

what the fuck, anna. it’s not casual friday.

i approve.

barack: such a dad, so flood-ready

He’s just straight-up wonderful as Max. That show being canceled is one of the top 10 TV injustices of this century.

adam pally pro: OMG ADAM PALLY

I’m the only ______ _______ who appears to be active this century. There were a few of me in the 1800s and one who worked at a bank 30 years ago.

So I might be starting to sorta date the bartender. On the pro side, it’s fun and he’s cute and nice and all. On the con, I feel like I’m constantly finding out that he was drunker than I thought the day before.

Well done.

Sabrina the Teenage Witch needs to tone down the thirst. I mean, Jesus.