PRIVATE SHOWER. FUCK YOU, EMIRATES.

you were the root canal? tell me bout it. i’m afraid to go to the dentist rn...

Yup. Public spaces are shoe spaces. If we aren’t at a beach, pool, spa, or maybe a grassy area in a park, leave that shit on your feet.

in my living room? sure! come over, put your feet up. let’s hang. on a plane? no no no no no no no no.

oh, it’s rude. it’s a plane. full of strangers. nobody is happy. nobody is comfortable. our only job is to mitigate the misery for ourselves and our fellow passengers as much as possible.

I mean, you do you. That being said, some people (me) are squicked out by the sight (and smell) of other people’s feet, particularly in confined spaces.

https://twitter.com/PassengerShame

oh my god yes. and it’s not pleasant! i was in a rush once and checked the bag with real shoes, so i had to go through in flats, then barefoot, and it. was. harrowing. i was like, never again.

omg need

I hate you now.

somewhere in baraboo, the school’s attorney is pouring himself another stronger one.

OH MY GOD WEAR YOUR SHOES

due to recent events, i’m sure they are

Yes! So glad you’ve been introduced to Hamilton. I love that show so much.

I don’t remember who all else bid on it, but it’s probably a better choice infrastructure wise than Kansas City, and I remember Dallas being a contender. The South in summer is miz, though.

get them ohio votes. same reason they went with fucking tampa in july last time.

we have all been the one who’s typing and getting really overwhelmed.

the victim is the girl who died.

uh no absolutely not.

Yay!