I am so fucking embarrassed. This election has turned into a fucking sideshow. We are voting to elect the leader of the free world. What in the fuck happened to us? This is the lowest point in American political history.

It’s so amazing that you and your dog never encounter an emergency pharmacy run or another other of life’s small inconveniences when you’re together. Not all of us responsible pet owners have that luxury. Sometimes shit happens and Fido isn’t going to die from spending 5 minutes in the car with the windows cracked. It…

Jesus, Gina. Just...Jesus.

I irrationally want Idina and Taye to reconcile.

“I’m sensitive and I’d like to stay that way.
But also, Ann Coulter’s a cunt.”

I keep seeing advertisements for this while watching reruns of The Golden Girls, and the whole “competing for one guy’s attention” schtick struck me as weird when they’re all potential partners for one another. Feels like a missed opportunity to up the trashiness.

You equating BLM with Nazism says all there is to know about you.

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

Rather than condemn millennials—and those, shall we say, contaminated by them—for shirking “responsibility” through discourse, let’s acknowledge our more pressing duty: to stop policing speech, and instead welcome the voices clamoring to be heard.

As a vegetarian, it does rub me wrong, though I can’t imagine caring enough to do anything more than not visit a restaurant.

Yep. The tiny house thing is very cool, and a really great option ... for SOME people with very specific circumstances. It’s not a solution for our country’s housing woes. There is a systemic problem here that needs to be dealt with.

Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.

Olivia constantly talking about her subpar showgirl performance was more annoying than her actual performance. Anyone can bomb a talent show. Ben will get over it. But the way she kept acting on the date was just annoying. Even Ben was confused by it. he didn’t even understand why she was apologizing to him and…

I fucking love this guy. The sincerity in which he speaks on some things is so jarring but I’m glad he does it.

Your child’s name can scream “teen mom” or “mcmansion pinterest housewife mom” or “artsy hister mom” or “single mother” or any number of things.

That’s not the first time she had an abortion scene on TV. This might be the most graphic.

how bernie isnt winning this race is a tragedy