It is a crime that Shemar Moore is not included on this list, so I’m gifting him to the commentariat here. By far, the best combination of perfect head shape and man eyebrows on the planet. I rest my case, and I don’t even care that the picture is so huge.

I don’t mind “we are going to have a baby” because yes, after the baby is born, they will both, as parents, have a baby. For similar reasons I also give “we’re having a baby,” a pass. But “we are pregnant”? Ugh. No. No, no, no.

I had the hardest time reconciling Sorkin’s Terrible Women Who Fall Down and Giggle with CJ Motherfucking Cregg for the longest time, then I just started giving all the credit to Allison Janney.

As crappy as Sorkin is about writing women, there’s no doubt that CJ Cregg is amazing.

What a fucking strange thing to complain about. Always has to be something.

I really want to have sex all the time until I realize how much work it entails, and then I suggest simply watching an episode of one of our favorite shows. Oh, and wine.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

My immediate thought:

I fucking love dogs.

Seriously. This guy makes men who send unsolicited dick pics seem like Nicholas Sparks.

I haven’t seen this one, but the favorite comment I saw on Facebook included this line:

But...

I would rather get another abortion than watch that video, tbh

I heartily endorse big-hipped women wearing bodycon dresses, in that the last time I wore a bodycon dress, literally every comment from my friends was ‘OMG YOUR CURVES’. Aw yeah. Also, I heartily endorse everyone wearing whatever the fuck they want at all times (unless you are wearing a pelt made from the skins of…

Lol really because these dresses look 100% better on voluptuous women IMO. Like sorry that us curvier gals took something meant for the skinnies, realized we looked awesome in it, and started wearing it, but too bad! I mean, I have never actually purchased one of these dresses but I have tried one on and my boyfriend…

I’m a ProDomme. I just tweeted all my followers that a $500 tax deductible donation to Planned Parenthood earned them a free scene w me....

Everything about this woman oozes “Your unstable former co-worker named Holly.” Like, you can imagine people having a conversation about her in the break room

I dropped off some cupcakes to my local PP recently along with a letter all about how I love them and how grateful I am for everything that they’ve done for me. I suggest that everyone else here do the same if they can. SHOW THEM YOUR SUPPORT, GUYS. THEY NEED IT.

Look. I’m Mexican and I hate racists as much as you do. But many in my community are proud of being hard working people, yes, some of us scrub toilets for living and you know what they are proud of it because it’s hard and honest work. I think Kelly and other white people need to know that just as there are Mexican…

Don’t have kids. This is advice from someone with 3 kids.