We have a Children’s Fairyland in Oakland by lake Merritt. This is what it is now.

I mean why is The Rock THE MOST DELIGHTFUL HUMAN EVER.

You are right about not mocking people who don’t match their sex-role-height (like our lovely First Lady).

Funny person Adam Pally had a (very, very short lived) web series called “Riding Shotgun.” Once, he had Colin Hanks on! http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6601284…

I have gotten countless vaginal ultrasounds in the last 3 years, and not once have they EVER had to “sexually stimulate” me in order to get the scan. Like, at all. Like AT ALL. It would go right in, without anything inappropriate or awkward, beyond me apologizing that my body is always like, “haha no not again” and…

But, in case he’s busy... here’s Terry Crews.

My 15 yo self would be happy that I left the state to go to college and never lived at home again. She would be appalled that I work for a large corporation and still talk to my mom on a regular basis.

"The kind of bombing you see on the nightly news…" You mean those bombs that they use on Planned Parenthood locations? The specifically NOT glittery variety?

theoretically, I don't believe in torture or the death penalty but reading this I just don't know what to think. Gang raping a 70 year old nun. What the fuck? Can we just tear these guys limb from limb?

I worked at a health food store in Brooklyn about a decade ago. He came in regularly. I made him vegan milk shakes many times. He was always as kind as can be. He's as nice as he seems.

Submitted for the consideration of anyone who didn't think Kathy was smart...

I figure if you're going to buy something you were going to buy anyway - like pajama pants - and you can buy them and support an effort to help women, rather than the sweatshop system - why not? I agree it shouldn't earn you a gold star on your permanent record and it's probably not the ideal solution to a horrible…

Hmmm.... that was not a good save.

I'm not white.

God, I love Ingrid Michaelson. Her music videos are always, always on point. "Girls Chase Boys" is still one of my favorites. And all the male comedians! I still love Donald Faison from his adorable stint in Clueless.

I'm lobbying hard for Kaitlyn to be next Bachelorette. She is funny, doesn't take things too seriously but seriously enough, and has one of the better wardrobes this season.

All good bookstores must have a shop cat.

Here's the biggest lie/deception that I ever perpetuated on my parents ...

When I was in high school, I had a best friend named Christine. One time, we went to the beach and on the way back we stopped at our favorite coffee shop to see our friends that hung out there. I had to get home by a certain time and she had driven, but she didn't want to leave so I had to call my Mom to pick me up.…

My partner and I told everyone that our child was an accident when in actuality, he was totally planned. For some reason, we knew that would sit better with everyone, from our super liberal anti-breeder friends, to his conservative parents who hate me and would fall over dead if they ever knew that we, being young and…