See, I'm on the opposite end of things here.

Can you imagine having Will Ferrell as a dad?

The fact that you agree on his charisma makes me think you'll appreciate this, so I'll post it here in the hopes it'll get seen: Jamie Dornan's funny walk - The Graham Norton Sho…:

my favourite was the "for fuck's sake!" right before she hit him

Thank you for posting this. I've been singing the praises of The Fall since it first aired on Netflix a year and a half ago. Mostly by posting Stella Gibson gifs. ***Spoiler-ish in comment below***

This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.

"Well, I dunno," Williams says, innocently. "You have a crazy-ass job, sir."

I seriously bust out laughing so hard at the Clooney joke. So much better than the Cosby joke, which Fey already did on Weekend Update all those years ago. But the Cosby joke was about the courage in presenting it in the first place, so I'm totally behind that, too. :)

My dog had the same reaction to this video that Stella had to the pineapple. I had to mute it.

If you want to be really furious watch the documentary "The Invisible War". One in three women are sexually assaulted in the military and they're more likely to be punished for reporting it than their attackers. Its absolutely ridiculous.

Howard Stern has evolved into quite the interviewer. He's able to elicit a lot of really personal stuff in a fairly non-invasive manner. Quite the change over the last 30 years.

Patricia Arquette is my new hero. Best takedown of a pap ever. And she's right. I need to add that to the list of things to teach my daughter. Tell men who are following and harassing you to fuck off. Loudly.

I would also like to add, since people are likely to be starting their shopping for the holidays, that if you go to smile.amazon.com instead of regular amazon.com, you can choose a charity to have some of the proceeds of your purchase donated. I chose my local PP because they seriously have done a lot for me over the…

If this pisses you off, and you wish you could do something about it, YOU CAN. Go to Planned Parenthood right now and drop a little money in their bucket. Even if it's just $5. You can make a difference in the world. Go on. Show PP some righteous love. Be one of the people who help fight the darkness.

Actual human children can be dangerous too.

The fact that David Sedaris made fun of you, makes me want to run in your circle of friends.

LEA DELARIA WHY ARE YOU HITTING ON STRAIGHT WOMEN WHEN I AM HERE WAITING FOR YOU?

LEA DELARIA I LOVE YOU WILL YOU PLEASE MARRY ME?

i'm an atheist but sometimes i think dogs are just so perfect a companion and friend to humans that some divine plan must've placed them here for us to take care of each other. in other words dogs almost make me believe in god.

I snorted spaghetti up my nose reading this one. It perfectly encapsulates the inanity of those statuses.