Oooh good one. I'd also love to see Parker Posey in the part, because I could totally see her as the inappropriate joker but loyal sister.

I fall into category number two, and I have to say that I agree with your assessment completely. The people in category number four are significantly more upsetting to me than those who hate/fear pits, because they are responsible for giving these dogs a bad reputation, and making mature pit-lovers look like crazy…

Precisely what I came here to say. "Yes, and he is beautiful."

My friend's mom was a hairdresser for many years at an upscale salon, apparently she spent so much time in heels that she is completely comfortable in them, but as a result flats make her feet hurt.

Seconded. While studying abroad and maintaining a long-distance relationship with my boyfriend I developed a crush on a guy I was studying with. I was tempted to act on it but backed off when I saw that I wasn't the only one crushing on the new guy and I wanted to see how he'd behave with other women. I was nottt…

I know that stereotype. As a white-looking woman myself, I babysit for an Asian family and an Indian family, and I always wonder how people are sizing me up when I'm out with the kids.

Agreed! I hadn't really thought about what any of the writers look like, except Jenna, because she has those fabulous eyebrows, but then Dodai did a "Worth It" about her favorite slip to sit around and write in and I thought "Well damn!". She's unreasonably pretty.

I interviewed with Teach for America right out of college and they said the MS Delta was one of their focus regions for that year, so clearly people have a pretty good understanding of how poor the school system is there and the tremendous amount of help it needs.

Hahaha yes, exactly. My night out was not a success unless I made some average-height man feel uncomfortable and insecure.

Wow, I'm 5'10" so usually about 6'2" in heels and not particularly busty, and I always feel like I have a spotlight on me when I go out. I can't even imagine the kind of attention you must get.

Whoa there, hostile much? All of those references fit my generation, and I was 9 when that Columbine happened, and keirc was 13 at the time, so technically in the same generation but that massacre took place in a high school, not a middle school.

Ugh, that is so gross. It would have been a struggle for me not to jump into the role of the disciplinarian and inform him that talk like that would not be tolerated.

Thank you. The one time I was assaulted by some asshole groper, I just froze. I'm usually a spitfire with a verbal take-down, but on this occasion I had nothing. It can feel good to tell yourself that you'd handle the situation My Sassy Girl-style, but in that moment everything changes.

Hahaha I'm really enjoying picturing a big fluffy cat residing over a meeting of the squirrels and beginning with "Listen up, minions..."

I do that too, and I love it. On a really crappy day the highlight could very well be the ridiculous thing that Murphy "said" when I made him move over and share the bed with me.

Thank youuu. That's exactly what I was thinking.

I have to disagree. As a 22-year-old who works in an after-school recreation program and babysits, that is hard work. I might not be utilizing my college education on a day-to-day basis, but it is still physically and mentally exhausting. I have complete respect for SAHPs, because at least at the end of my day I get…

2008: Will Smith. Because of the opening scene in I, Robot.

Seconded!

Personally, I have to vote for Lay It On Me for hottest video. It was playing one night in a gay club in the Castro and I was so mesmerized by it, I could just not look away.